titytwochainz:

is it worth it?

well let me work it

i put my thang down flip it and reverse it

itsyurfimmyifits

BAHLEIGDEH

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sniffing:

omalleyhonor:

sniffing:

i like a boy but he lives thousands of miles away and im sad

I like a boy but he’s like 30, married and has a kid.

ouch

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loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

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llafoutboy:

okay yeah phineas is scary from the front but

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guys

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Rigby from regular show

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jesus christ

(Source: violcnce, via nebranska)

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kurohasactualbutt:

cishetofficial:

for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book: 

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The fact that this exists makes me wan’t to destroy Earth

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theuntalentedsinger:

pantryraids:

pantryraids:

why is it a highway to hell but a staircase to heaven?

because it takes more effort to be good than to be bad.

That’s deep, man. Deep as hell.

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captainscrewed4life:

wasiangod:

decalf:

13hr:

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what the fuck did i just read lel

um, baylee…..

wow…I love chicken nuggets even more now lmao

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